smellogram

when you can tell what a person ate by how their flatulence smells, they have sent you a smellogram.

He sent me a smellogram that he had beans for lunch - I think they were prepared with onions and garlic

by rustyacline May 13, 2009

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

Smellon

Nickname for someone named ELLEN. Not meant to be mean, just teasing.

Family member: "Hey Smellon."
Ellen: "Shuddup."

by Ellen Ecstasy January 23, 2009

Smegmor & Pubezilla

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

by Blue Whale December 12, 2008

smeemo

Semi emo.
For those of us who are emo but not emo enough.

Guy: i'm gonna write some lyrics about sadness and crying and failed relationships
Friend: Lets go party!
Guy: ok, but i won't be happy doing it most of the time.

by Heatherr May 1, 2005

smellow

Sober+ Marshmellow=Smellow
These are really mini marshmellows that make you hyper or give you symptoms of being drunk, but they contain no alcohol. Therefore, you are really sober if you eat them, but they give you the feeling of being drunk. Smellows can usually be found with lurtles. The original name is Smelo, of some senior in Becca and Katelyn's latin class, but since we're dealing with marshmellows, the official word is smellow.

I can really go for some smellows in latin class.

by Katie Mc January 1, 2006

Smelcom

The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.

Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.

by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004