pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.

I bet that girl is a pumpkin smasher.

by recycled23 July 5, 2014

SmarterChild

A really stupid AIM-bot

BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.

BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.

by homdawg101 May 1, 2006

Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.

Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!

by MKPM January 24, 2011

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

molding smasher

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them

jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??

by vanor February 1, 2009

Smasher

A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.

Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me

by Your Local FBI agent May 9, 2021

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006