sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

messin' with sasquatch

to entertain the advances of an unattractive, beastly woman, usually at a bar or club. Often influenced by the later hours of the night when beer goggles are in full effect. Also usually followed by a buddy coming in to save you by whatever means necessary. The phrase is rooted in a popular national Beef Jerky commercial.

"Look at Brent over there at the bar! He's messin with sasquatch! somebody go save him!"

OR

"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"

"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"

by DeePeezy December 12, 2007

Sasquatchaloid

A very hairy mongoloid. Term of unknown offense, as the Sasquatch may have different concepts of offensive.

Usually used to describe a man who looks a little downish and does (or at least should) shave his back hair.

I could have sworn that was a regular retard, but he was way to hairy to be a regular mongoloid. Its rare to see a sasquatchaloid here in the city.

by Big Tilly September 16, 2006

Messin' with Sasquatch

The act of touching or coming in contact with an extra hairy vagina.

Do you like Messin' with Sasquatch?

by Yetti Master September 13, 2009

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

billingsgate sasquatch

euph; anything that is large, greasy, covered in hair and reeks of fish.

when little miss muffet showed me her tuffet, i didn't expect it to be the billingsgate sasquatch.

by Max Biggins May 3, 2006

sasquatch pussy

Think of the fattest, most hairy lady you know and bam her pussy is as hairy as Sasquatch's testicles.

Damn bruh she got a Sasquatch pussy

by Jeffy jeffy :) November 5, 2019