buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.

If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker

by bobby 91 March 21, 2016

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 3, 2016

Fuck smacker

The biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made butt plug

My anus is starting to close up. When you're done using that fuck smacker, can I borrow it?

by Thebigblindman July 25, 2017

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017

Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

THACKER SMACKER

TO BE STRUCK OR STUCK IN A TRANCE BY A MAN WITH EXCEPTIONAL GOOD LOOKS , DARK TAN , STRONG , AND EYES YOU CAN NOT LOOK AWAY FROM.

THAT MODEL GAVE ME THE THACKER SMACKER WHEN HE STRUCK THAT POSE.

by eye gazer June 23, 2021

Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.

A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.

by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021