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Butt Slushies

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.
"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"
by Brendan Blessing July 4, 2008
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slushie

The words Lush and Slut mixed
Lush = Alcoholic
Slut = likes sex
"Stop being such a slushie."
by Emma April 21, 2005
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Chocolate Slushie

The act of shitting into a girl's and the proceeding to engage in oral sex.
Scottie recieved one sensual chocholate slushie from Susan.
by Scott Colontropo February 19, 2005
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Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.
Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!
by Randomcreed13 June 19, 2010
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pee slushie

Simply put; urine frozen to a semi-solid consistency, like a slush puppie, icee ect.
That blind kid Jack, sure does love him some pee slushies
by alfred1542 October 13, 2010
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slushie

When a girl is already super wet prior to eating her out.
guy: yo how was it ??
guy: aw man it was awesome, she was a total slushie !!
guy: shit !!
by Flick The Jew March 6, 2017
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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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