Scouser

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010

Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's

Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.

by humphreywhale327 May 12, 2009

scouser

n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).

A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.

by R. Grisham May 15, 2007

scouser

Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!

"we do dat doe dont we doe?"

"calm down!"

by scouser4life November 23, 2004

spouse aggro

The hassle you get from your significant other while trying to play a MMORPG.

While playing WoW, you say to your guildies, "I'd love to go on this raid with you but I've got spouse aggro."

by Lunalta May 26, 2006

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

slooser

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

by :jaso: June 21, 2006