slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

slunch

To physically accost by half slapping and half punch simultaneously the other bitch's face.

"Oh hell no, biatch! You did not just pull my weave. I'm gonna slunch yo face, skank!"

by Penguin Puppet May 23, 2010

Slunch

A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.

"Shut up you fucking slunch!" "Man that girl is a slunch!"

by GYCJU October 8, 2005

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

Couch slouch

Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.

Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?

by thinkswell February 5, 2010

black man slouch

That kind of slouch that black people typically walk with. Any white/ brown people using it are complete posers.

"Look at that guy with his black man slouch! What a poser!"

"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."

by CalebM April 14, 2010

slunch

A meal commonly eaten between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm that combines an early supper and a late lunch. Far superior to the competing terms "linner" and "lupper."

There was just enough time after waking up and before going door to door for the environment to enjoy a nice slunch.

by gohlkus September 20, 2003