youtube shorts

a cringe piece of shit that has no purpose. it only wastes your time.

guy: broooo, i scrolled for one hour on youtube shorts today
guy 2: OMG UR BACK! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!
guy: what?

by thepersonwhoisreal January 16, 2023

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sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

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Shortstack • Shortstop • SORTS • slort • sportscenter • slorps • sports guy • Slortch • sports fan • shortstuff

Sports nerds

Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.

Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."

by Shane0229 October 22, 2013

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short shorts

Extremely short shorts.

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
we wear short shorts.

by soliloquy June 28, 2005

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Sports Penis

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.

Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.

by stalegreen May 10, 2010

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