sporking

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010

Snorking

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.

by Aged Punk June 22, 2012

Snorking

what the cool kids call snorkling

the weather's great for snorking

by MattelToys January 20, 2009

Snorking

When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.

Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep

by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Snorking

Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.

1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.

by Zordan December 29, 2007