Sluttasaurus Rex

characterized by multiple venereal diseases resulting in genital warts, open sores, foul discharge and sterility; diseases including but not limited to syphilis, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS.

lady gaga is a Sluttasaurus Rex.

by hunterlilly13 May 31, 2009

Shittant

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

sluttage

Blatantly or obviously slutty. Not even attempting to hide the magnitude of the sluttage. Contrast: sluttle.

Daisy to John: "Oh honeyyyy"
Daisy to Michael: "But babyyy"
Daisy to Joel: "Darlin..."

Now THAT's verbal sluttage right there.

by i know bitches August 18, 2011

slattace

honestly, he is someone who is irreplaceable. you will not find a better friend than ace, he is sweet, he is sometimes a bitch but he’s very unique. ace is an amazing friend and he’s someone you can count on no matter what. he is very loved🖤🖤🖤

slattace is such an amazing sa and that’s on periodt

by jaylathehoe July 22, 2019

Splittail

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

by JPac August 9, 2003

I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007