by Pffffttt December 04, 2011
The Serbian Slip N' Slide is when you're doing a girl from the back on a linoleum floor and as you're about to cum, you pull out and shoot your jizz in a perfect arc over her onto the floor in front of her. Then, you proceed to donkey punch her so she slides across the linoleum floor to the other side of the room.
Dan - How'd Lindsey break her hip?
Chris - Oh, well I gave her the ole Serbian Slip N' Slide last night.
Chris - Oh, well I gave her the ole Serbian Slip N' Slide last night.
by Beat_The_Peters December 11, 2010
The act of pouring a liquid down a females cleavage and retrieving it with your mouth at the women's vagina
by Sean Christian January 03, 2011
iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish
by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
The act of fucking a woman while on her period using lubrication thus sliding in and out of her bloody vag.
Sam: I dont wanna do anal but im on my period.
Kyle: I already lubed up
Sam: Just do the Red Slip and Slide.
Kyle: I already lubed up
Sam: Just do the Red Slip and Slide.
by Dushunmandick April 23, 2011
A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.
"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
by B.D.R.G. May 02, 2010
(Similar to a Mustache Ride)
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010