knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

Sigaling

Sigaling
When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill. Joe Sigal was the first to die from this method.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.

Hey man, I've been Sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock Sigaling pro.
Shit this dude just Joe Sigaled me.
I got a chopper gunner by sigaling this noob all game.

by kingalex12313234 December 10, 2010

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 12, 2003

Slugging The Vegas Slot

A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.

Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013

Slagging

1) U.K. criticism: a series of insulting, mocking, or critical comments.

2) USA: To sleep with someone.

1) I took a right slagging over that haircut.
2) He's always slagging with his kid brother - it's disgusting.

by Jafje June 28, 2007

smuggling arby's

When a girls labia is exposed, or has the potential to be exposed via short skirt or shorts.

When that girl bent over, it looked like she was smuggling arby's

by RichW July 14, 2006