by Benzema goat October 15, 2020
Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.
I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..
by House Corrothers January 07, 2014
A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.
by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017
The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.
by EPCROCKER April 24, 2016
The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
by Paul July 07, 2004
The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
by Mooj the Taliban Man April 22, 2011