skatterbrain

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.

take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off

by "BART"-FrmBuno.yep.. April 30, 2011

scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

sputtered

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

Stutter Stroke

When you are having intercourse with a girl in doggy style, and you have an inconsistent beat in between each stroke.

Briana: “Damn, that nigga Chris’ stroke game wack as fuck. Nigga had a whole ass stutter stroke and everything.”

by StultifiedJohnny August 13, 2019

skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole

What nah she’s a skatterpuss

by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019

keyboard stuttering

Repeatedly attempting to correct a typo during a text chat, but then making the same typo.

Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.

by WhiteLando October 21, 2013