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freak in the sheets 

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.
"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"

Street Skeet 

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.
"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"
Street Skeet by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet 

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.
Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

Skeetcocking 

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.
That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.
Skeetcocking by Neogio September 14, 2017

Red Skeet Syndrome 

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.
I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

Thunder Skeet 

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.
Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?
Thunder Skeet by TruckBoat February 12, 2018