skeeters

The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.

"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"

by 07 June 29, 2006

Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.

"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."

by toastboy55 December 3, 2006

skeeterbucket

a dumb person or a slut

Man shes a skeeterbucket.

by A-toy November 29, 2005

donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

Skeeter

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

by Dagmar Geech September 13, 2005

skeeters

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

by WiXan June 7, 2013

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009