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Sven has sjocks on
by Racom March 12, 2020
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SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.
Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.
by nytoflboy January 29, 2008
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Sjsj

Basically sksk but modified and more quirky
Lisa: Today I tripped and fell down the stairs
Jennifer: OmG You're such a crackhead sjsj
by Strawberrycheezkake June 16, 2020
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SJI

a school where everyone is homosexual and sitting on each other’s laps, but when the women come it, they turn straighter than a pole. a school in desperate need of financial advisors. a school which spent its money on a foot bath, for the ultimate foot fungus orgy. a school that spent its money on a gay ass looking maze in the middle of nowhere, and the worst part is, its not even a maze, there’s only one path. a school that makes you sell all your organs and your grandma to pay its school fees. like srsly, they cost so much but they use to build useless garbage. a school that is painted mostly white, leading to a cleanliness situation god can’t save. a school with classrooms more beatdown than gang members. a school where you need to walk a whole marathon to get to the MRT station. like pls HCI has its own station. a school that hosts celebrations on zoom calls, and does it in the most scuffed way possible. a school, whose management and business practices constantly remind you that it’s going broke and out of budget.

overall, 7/10 pretty cool school
guy: “I went to SJI”

other guy: “So that’s why you’re gay
by aaaaaaaaa- February 15, 2022
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SJNCC

sjncc aka sir jonathon north is a school in
leicester which is filled with wannabe chavs and LGBTQ+ people. sometimes we worry if mr Rock will ever stop sweating or miss Allen will ever get her eyebrows done, Miss Angus scares us even more with her bunny teeth .
you know that SJNCC school yeah , students there are bare nitty 🤷🏽 ♀️
by tim the road man July 27, 2019
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SJI Sriram

A man that
1. Has hidden, but explosive lust for his female "platonic" friends.
2. Possesses mannerisms similar to that of an African American, partaking in the use of African American Vernacular English, with terms including but not limited to "n*****", "cuh" and "finna".
3. Applies cantu curling cream at 5 AM every morning without fail to spruce up his "characteristic" curls
Man, that SJI Sriram is such a pompous prick!
by BenjaminMakaio July 7, 2022
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Sjark

Old folkname on a little boat who fishermen uses when they are fishing.
Get off my sjark! This is my fishing area!
by Jostaffa April 21, 2004
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