singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

by a. trimble March 11, 2007

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

simpletonsimon

a clueless know it all

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon

by emc October 27, 2003

SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.

quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

by i4jtrgmrkfnchjrmtnvnmtrjnvj September 29, 2022

Singtong

Anyone named Singtong is a bottom bitch boy. They are playboys who aren't really playboys and always end up crying because no one loves them. Probably got into a fatal car crash cause damn they have a face not even their own mother could love. AND NEVER EVER SAY A SINGTONGS NAME IT WILL UNLEASH A HORRIBLE BEAST UPON THIS WORD CALLED THEIR "HAPPINESS"

Their such a singtong we should murder him.

by bobthebuilderthepimplord July 12, 2020