similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

similar

alike but not identical

titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other

by Float September 7, 2003

Simpinquity

Simpinquity- from simpatico & propinquity- mid 2010-American derivation

1- The state of 2 similarly minded individuals yearning to be physically close to each other
2- single-mindedly compatible
3- compatibly close

The couple who live around the corner have known each other since high school and the key to their loving relationship is simpinquity.

by Pastor Bush July 5, 2010

Simping

Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.

Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.

by Maledic July 31, 2018

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Pimp Simpin

A “movement” for when you are with the boys and ur simpin.

Bob: “Yo what’s up Ben.”
Ben: ”Yo the boys are here, and we’re pimp simpin in here, you should come over bro.”

by Sogino April 5, 2020