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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
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Related Words
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Shlumped

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.
Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"
by Nine000watts March 6, 2015
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Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.
oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin
by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009
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Shlub

A person who doesn't deserve to be alive, a useless, impeccable, inferiority to life itself, a literal waste of space.
Carl you fucking shlub
by OGLEGENS January 24, 2016
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Shlub

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub
The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.
by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 10, 2009
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shluh

1.slut
2.annoying
3.silly
4.lame
5.boring
"You're such a shluh!"
"Stupid shluh"
by Hoe and Beau April 17, 2003
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