dick space shuttle

A fast Japanese bike, ie: a crotch rocket

Guy 1: Yeah, I've been toying with the idea of learning to ride, so I went out and got this awesome GSXR 1300cc.
Guy 2: Hope your new dick space shuttle comes with a space suit.

by auditt225onfire May 10, 2012

Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.

Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

coon shuttle

A vehicle owned by someone of (or someone that thinks they are of) African American descent. Usually an older model car with extensive cheap or ghetto accessories such as, spinning chrome hubcaps, plastic chrome trim, excessive air fresheners, cheap distorted sound system, seat covers, chrome or gold tag ring (preferably chain link) and ***tire shine***.

Corey, I can't believe you are riding around in that coon shuttle!

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus

Anal Sex

Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?

by lawlpenis April 2, 2009

Fudge Shuttle

Literally an asshole, or a worker that performs at an incredibly slow rate yet manages to receive a high wage thus making him the fudge shuttle, consequently angering all his coworkers.

God please don't tell me the company fudge shuttle is gonna be on my crew this week

by peachez2320 September 3, 2011

Space Shuttle

Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

by Macman37 October 16, 2005