slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

Skumper

The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.

Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.

by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007

shummershault

The act of doing a somersault while shumming. See shum.

I saw Jackie shummershault after Matt put his nut in the butt.

by Scottbox360 October 2, 2008

Shamper

Obsession with bunnies. Whenever he sees one he just has to have it.

Wow, that guy's a Shamper. He's always around the pet shop.

by Bixon2004 June 23, 2009

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011