pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

it's fucked, basically.

by johnebp January 15, 2004

Shrewsbury

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.

The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.

by Lindsaya October 22, 2007

Strewth

An Australian, or "Aussie", slang term, similar to the somewhat more popular "Crikey!"

Strewth, why is it that everybody thinks we Aussies drink Fosters. I wouldn't even feed that to my dog.

by Cock-juggling-thunder-cunt November 28, 2012

strewth

An Australian, or "Aussie", exclaimation, similar to the somewhat more popular "Crikey!"

Strewth, that was a hard day, toss me a Fosters mate!

by Avatar May 26, 2003

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

Shrewsburyism

Shrewsburyism's are Crazy words used by people from shrewsbury, in place of normal english. See dunna, tinna and mon

Jo: Alright mon?

Rob: Hi, are you coming out today?

Jo: It tinna very nice outside, I dunna wanna come out!

Rob: Hell jo you are full of shrewsburyism's

by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006

Shrew tamer

A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."

Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.

by ontherocks456 December 17, 2010