screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

Attention Whore Screen Name

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

by Mrs. Lockette May 23, 2010

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014

off screen

Unbelievable, Way real, Awesome, Truth, Good, Incredable.

Adam: " This place sux. Rember that garden we once lived in?"
Eve:"yeah. That was off screen".

by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

Smoke-Screen

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.

e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!

by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009

Screen Looker

a person who is playing a video game with you and is constantly looking at your screen to see your position

he always knew where i was because he was a dirty screen looker

by yesnoyes March 13, 2010