A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
by joetv87 March 12, 2010
a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy
by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009
That shredder bug got me again
by Pat46895 January 22, 2022
1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
by DJ Dingus January 17, 2010
Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.
Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!
by Ram Johnson April 09, 2014
by shalissa steal yo man January 05, 2015
Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
by Sage Johnson April 02, 2021