Shpleck

A jewish term meaning "fuck" or "sex." It can also mean (when used with the suffix -ing) "bitchin(g)"

I totally SHPLECKED that hot chick in the shower while I was on the phone with another whore.
"How was Natasha's party, Bill?" "It was SHPLECKING Jake."

by Smokey JL January 14, 2008

Schplick

When you turn on the tap too fast, and water (or whatever is in the cup/tap) spills over the side of the cup.

Jim: Ugh, I'm soaked.
Arran: What happened?
Jim: Turned on the tap too fast and then BAM! Schplick.
Arran: Wow... you need to be more careful.

by Nightsworn April 14, 2014

Splickered

When something is squished or squeezed out in such a way (I.e. when you pop a pimple, the way that the pus comes out)

Eww it just like splickered out of there!

by Pellollelogram May 26, 2019

shlickabun

A cinnamon bun

Go get me some shlickabuns

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Splicket

A spliff made out of used lottery tickets

Man's smokin' that splicket again...

by Tobias Faulkner November 15, 2020

Shplacked

The act by way of which a person is duped or finagled or shenaniganed out of their shiznit or given some severely cut or counterfeit substitute in its place

Phil said you got to be leery of these m************ out here you turn around for half a second and you end up shplacked

by Not Phillip February 27, 2021

Splick

The act of jizzing in to your hand then flicking it at an unsuspecting passer by.

Did that old man just splick me?

Me: I just came but don’t have any tissues
Friend: why don’t you just splick it at that woman who’s about to walk past

by dgenius March 8, 2021