When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.
Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016
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Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.
by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004
Get the shorter mug.The people Sir loin is rapping about. Bring him food, anything, they don't care if its ugly and cold or covered with mold, its 4 da shorteez!
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez)
4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n.
Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.
You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.
For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.
Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.
Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. You’ll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, it’s alright listen. Slice of pizza, it don’t matter if a bit’s miss’n. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it don’t stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez it’s a lot. They’ve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby scream’n man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what we’re face’n. All those little faces. Come on let’s erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)
Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez you’ll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.
Got crackers, got chips, got pudd’n cups. You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Here’s what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)
612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue!
But, Please no more canned yams, seriously man, we got more canned yams then we know what to do wit. mc pee pants in the, I mean uh, SirLoin’s in the house, and I’m out.
TV Ending:
mc pee in the..., SirLoin in the hizze and don’t you for-gizze.
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez)
4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n.
Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.
You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.
For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.
Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.
Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. You’ll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, it’s alright listen. Slice of pizza, it don’t matter if a bit’s miss’n. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it don’t stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez it’s a lot. They’ve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby scream’n man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what we’re face’n. All those little faces. Come on let’s erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)
Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez you’ll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.
Got crackers, got chips, got pudd’n cups. You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Here’s what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)
612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue!
But, Please no more canned yams, seriously man, we got more canned yams then we know what to do wit. mc pee pants in the, I mean uh, SirLoin’s in the house, and I’m out.
TV Ending:
mc pee in the..., SirLoin in the hizze and don’t you for-gizze.
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
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The system is very easy, You need a 500ml bottle (coke or pepsi) a metal tube (I found the old fashioned tire pressure gauge the best).
The bottle you first empty and burn a round hole in the side, most people say to heat the tube and use it melt a holpe in the side but i found if you use a cigerette to burn the hole in the side it works easier and ends up perfect always.
Fill the bottle with watertill under the hole then tilt bottle to 45 degree angle till the water stops coming out.
Take the tube and wrap one end in electrical tape just below the end of it to stop the tube from sliding all the way into the bottle.
Take a cigerette and push about 3 rings into the tube and slice it off with a knife, take the plugged tube and "Dab" into a shot glass (Shottie Glass) or any other bowl that is filled with your crumbled resin or herb, push it in like 3 times and place into bottle.
Burn the shot, suck slow real slow, when the heat reaches the cigerette it will burn faster or slide down the tube at this point suck really hard and Shoot or pop the whole thing into the water giving you an amazing rush as all the smoke rushes quickly into your lungs.
In reference to another definition i started shottieing in Scotland in 1995, Holland 2 times on vacation and also when i moved there in 1999. In Holland discovered an australian that knew of shotties and shottied with me for a while there, now i have reintroduced shotties to america so the shottie is known world wide.
There is a variation of the shottie, The Double Shottie that uses 2 tubes and a 1.5L bottle and 2 tubes at the bottom of the bottle it is exactly the same method as the single but you have to burn both tubes at the same time and if one pops before the other then cover it with a finger till the other pops.
The system is very easy, You need a 500ml bottle (coke or pepsi) a metal tube (I found the old fashioned tire pressure gauge the best).
The bottle you first empty and burn a round hole in the side, most people say to heat the tube and use it melt a holpe in the side but i found if you use a cigerette to burn the hole in the side it works easier and ends up perfect always.
Fill the bottle with watertill under the hole then tilt bottle to 45 degree angle till the water stops coming out.
Take the tube and wrap one end in electrical tape just below the end of it to stop the tube from sliding all the way into the bottle.
Take a cigerette and push about 3 rings into the tube and slice it off with a knife, take the plugged tube and "Dab" into a shot glass (Shottie Glass) or any other bowl that is filled with your crumbled resin or herb, push it in like 3 times and place into bottle.
Burn the shot, suck slow real slow, when the heat reaches the cigerette it will burn faster or slide down the tube at this point suck really hard and Shoot or pop the whole thing into the water giving you an amazing rush as all the smoke rushes quickly into your lungs.
In reference to another definition i started shottieing in Scotland in 1995, Holland 2 times on vacation and also when i moved there in 1999. In Holland discovered an australian that knew of shotties and shottied with me for a while there, now i have reintroduced shotties to america so the shottie is known world wide.
There is a variation of the shottie, The Double Shottie that uses 2 tubes and a 1.5L bottle and 2 tubes at the bottom of the bottle it is exactly the same method as the single but you have to burn both tubes at the same time and if one pops before the other then cover it with a finger till the other pops.
by Evil_Scotsman December 14, 2007
Get the shottie mug.A localised method of smoking cannabis, generally favoured by the chav drop-outs of south Somerset, however it can be found in many stoner circles due to its cost-effectiveness.
The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.
The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.
This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.
Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.
The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.
The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.
This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.
Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.
"its 4 a.m, i've ingested far too much amphetamine, there is only one thing which could deliver me to the land of drowsiness. time for a shottie"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"
by D-Bizz October 27, 2006
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