Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
Get the Slim jim strawberry shortcake mug.by Elliott April 17, 2005
Get the shithawk mug.When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
Get the Cosmic Shortcake mug.To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.
"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "
by Gerry P. May 18, 2007
Get the pull a rupesh shithawk mug.Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.
by anonymous January 1, 2004
Get the shithawk mug.occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
by b.ximenez January 19, 2008
Get the strawberry shortcake version 2 mug.people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)
by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009
Get the Strawberry Shortcake mug.