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shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 21, 2010
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Shotgunning a penguin

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin
by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019
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Russian Shotgun

The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.
Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"
by preventablediseases October 29, 2017
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Super Shotgun

The best kind of Double Barrel Shotgun, first encountered in Doom 2, MAP02 - Underhalls. May or may not come with a grappling hook for grappling onto demon meat, a 'Meathook'.
The Super Shotgun is the ultimate tool in the art of Demon killing. Not counting the BFG9K and it's other models.
by thereisnomemedie December 26, 2020
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Randy Goose Shotgun

The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.
I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .
by The Otter Dictionary October 15, 2017
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Snipe with a Shotgun

To attempt to do something where success is extremely unlikely or impossible. Sniping is hard, and using a shotgun makes the job almost impossible. Use it when describing a situation that is the same as pissing into the wind
Guy 1: Hey, check out that girl over there. Think I can get her?
Guy 2: No offense but you might as well try to Snipe with a Shotgun.
by Royce McMillan May 26, 2010
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