shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010

Shopping Cart

a girl(or catcher in a gay relationship) wears roller skates on both hands and feet. The guy then pounds her from behind while pushing her around like a shopping cart.

that dirty chica, she wanted to do shopping cart.

by AwesomeMcSaint April 17, 2008

Shopping Drift Trial

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.

I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

shopping bag

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

by G_diddy September 29, 2008

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009

shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

by F. Dude July 6, 2009