Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmoopi

1.best friend
2.love of your life
3.the one you want to wake up next to for the rest of your life!

Cindy is definately my shmoopi forever!

by rosedawgz March 7, 2009

schmoopy

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. Excessively sentimental.
Given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness.

All over, attached, caring, crazy about, crazy for, crazy over, dear, devoted, doting, fond, friendly, huggy, kind, lovey-dovey, loving, mushy, nutty about, partial, soft on, tender, warm, warm-hearted

Don't get all schmoopy on me, I just want casual sex. If you get all schmoopy I'm out.

by Joy March 31, 2005

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

schmoopzie

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016