schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016

Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

shpoofed

To be so incredibly off the bean that all you can say is "I'm so shpoofed"

Friend 1: Yo are you feeling it yet?
Friend 2: I'm so fucking shpoofed

by BoyBoy69 March 1, 2019

Shnoozled

When you suck dick with shit on it you been shnoozled

That bitch smeared shit on my dick then began sucking it,she got straight shnoozled

by Ashtray89 November 18, 2019

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020