Shamefish

Making a stupid mistake on something that should be a gimme.

Dumb guy: "Oh no! I labeled it wrong and put my return address in the forwarding address."

His friend: "Shamefish."

by LutherX May 16, 2009

shamefaced

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

Shaéf

The word shaéf originally used by the high class of British aristocracy to describe a person or event in a derogatory manner has more recently developed into a term used to describe any person, place, object, time, experience, event, or action.

I was walking down the street when this giant shaéf bumped into me, without even saying sorry he walked off so i shaéfed him in the nuts.

by EuroShaéf August 16, 2010

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

Sheffield, MA

Located in the lovely area known as the Berkshires, Sheffield is an amazing land. Known for it's many (way to many) antique shops. We also have a big elm tree somewhere that apperently is the towns livelyhood, but no one really knows where the fuck it is. With a population of 3,335, about 3,000 of that is made up of annoying weekend New Yorkers that steal our toilet paper and take pictures of our leaves. The locals drink alot of beer and shoot alot of things, and we sure are proud of it. Sheffield also has a variety of strangely named roads, which makes our town very proud. With names such as "Bow Wow" "Ranapo" and "Polikoff", theres no denying you're in Sheffield!

woaaah you're from Sheffield, MA the place with the big elm tree? Mint!

Polikoff? What the fuck is a polikoff? We must be in Sheffield!

by cuhcuhcow January 20, 2013

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013

Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015