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Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010
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shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.
i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.
by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008
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Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010
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Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder
You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?
by Brando August 9, 2003
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scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper
Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!
by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013
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Shmushing

The act of two men going Butt to butt while sharing the same two headed dildo, repeatedly pressing their butts together.
Dude... I just walked in on Doug and Darrel shmushing. I’ve never been so horny in my life!
by Monkeypuddin February 22, 2019
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shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse
dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business
by G-Funk July 17, 2003
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