Shlong

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

Shlong by skills101 January 28, 2008

shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

kabluey kekek

shlong by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

Shlong by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

Shlong by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018

Shlong

When he calls his dick she and he’s packin-shlong

Bro my ducks a shlong

Shlong by Wallee February 12, 2020

shlong

1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color

1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)

shlong by Jo-mama November 9, 2003

shlong

a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.

when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.

shlong by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003