Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.

I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.

by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018

MANDATORY SHITLOAD

It is the requirement of a large meal to be consumed in it's entirety.

Part of another MANDATORY SHITLOAD.

thereafter as in PEDOPHILE TASK

DON'T use EAT backward in a restaurant

Interestingly enough the MANDATORY SHITLOAD is a large treat at YUM BRANDS as BEFORE, DURING, and waiting thereafter no matter the question of temperature of the food.

The TREATER had his food out of my tray as I am an OCD MANDATORY SHITLOAD receiver so his BEAN BURRITO was untouched for SEVEN MINUTES then he came over and got.

WELL ANAL ALAN has got the necessary containers to CATCH AND CONSUME when it is time rapidly for the BABIES, little girls and LITTLE BOYS his MANDATORY SHITLOAD which as a matter of fact on GOOGLE ALPHABET PERRENIAL CALENDER in the afternoon for over ONE HOUR he did on APRIL 1, 2022;

Having the MANDATORY SHITLOAD in the variety of the menu of any RESTAURANT is a daunting task but "PLEASE DON'T USE THE WORD "SHIT" IN A RESTAURANT. (PLEASE DO NOT STAND IN THE REAR DOOR AREA!!!! 6:07 PM

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd", often used to describe something that sucks.

Why does the A-button attack and B-button jump, Wow!, what a shit load of fuck

by Taveon March 10, 2008

Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

by ratbum September 10, 2016

shipload

The technical equivalent of a boatload, also known as a heck of a lot. A polite euphemism for a similar but more profane expression.

"Are you going bowling with the guys?"
"Dude, I wish: my English teacher gave us a shipload of reading to do over the weekend."
"So are you going bowling then?"
"Yeah."

by Nomen Nescio February 22, 2008

Shitlord

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.

The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.

by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017