shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shitlana

people, or a person who is quite odd. they enjoy acting stupid and weird in public. and are usually accompanied by huge boobs.

yoo who is that?
its shitlana obviously!
oh right the boobs and utter retardation sure did give it away

by gman1 March 28, 2011

Shitman

Shitman =Rohit sharma fans call him hitman but in reality people call him shitman

He dont be a shitman like shittu roshit shatma

by Fanofshitman January 9, 2022

bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

Shitcano

When you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. Then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your penis or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.

OMG sally, did you see Mathew stick his enormous penis down Jeremias throat with the runny human feces? I thought it was Mount Saint Helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a GIANT shitcano .

by bobertRJY April 23, 2009

Shitghanistan

A.K.A. Afghanistan. The biggest shithole on Earth where Marines are sent to fuck up the Taliban.

Marine 1: "Man we have to go back to Shitghanistan."

Marine 2: "I know, dude. FML!"

by GruntLife July 10, 2011