shiterized

when you shit your pants

adam got fucked in the ass by a horse and then shiterized himself

by will young shiterized himself then gave his dad a dirty sanchez June 27, 2006

shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

shaderade

A drink recommended to all those who act shady.

Timur denied my patent at Stern and Sturrrner, so I told him to drink some shaderade.

by BaziTamoom July 20, 2003

Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010