Shitsperience

A really horrible experience that is by no means good in any way shape or form.

May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...

Person 1: I just lost my job dude.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.

Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.

by Perry Platypus June 24, 2011

shitfeart

Scottish slang referring to someone who is scared. Usually used to entice other's into doing stupid stunts.

Davie: "Jump off that bridge"
Brian: "Are you kidding?? I'll break my legs!!"
Davie: "Aw dinnae be a shitfeart"
Brian: "Ok, fuck it."

by juicyfarts August 22, 2011

Shitemare

Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.

"How's the project going?"

"Oh, it's a shitemare!"

by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016

Sitsmarch

A long established competition, where otherwise active and able people do nothing but sit for as long as possible during working hours. Held in March each year, sitsmarch may one day become a national event. Many critics of the event suggest the event could lead to increased obesity, diabetes and someone uncannily beating others in the advent window challenge.

I wonder who will be crowned the sitsmarch champion this year.

by Mr Loophole.. December 14, 2018

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia bro."

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

shitsmack

A person whom you would assume eats shit.

My foreman is such a "shitsmack".

by aaron doyle February 13, 2008

Shitster

A sister who is shitty

Demi to Emma : My shitsters are ugly af
Emma : ikr

by HoeInTheWall December 22, 2016