shit ass dick

1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.
1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!
by Nigga without the Balls November 21, 2006
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Shit Dick

A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 09, 2017
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Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
by Madam fragz February 25, 2018
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Shit-Dick

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.
Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*
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Shit Dick

When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick
Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
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Shit Dick

Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?
by faggooooot August 31, 2016
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shit dick

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.
man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.
by shitdick!!!1 May 13, 2011
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