Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.

I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.

by brooketastic February 3, 2018

three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.

Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.

by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022

drunken shit show

An individual who is so intoxicated they have zero control over themselves. As a result they lose track of time, place, and setting and either hook up with the first thing they see or coil into the fetal position until the worst is over.

"Yo brah look at that bittie"
"Oh shit son, she is a drunken shit show"
"Word"

Lindsey usually on weekends but at times weekday nights, especially Halloween.

by Michael John Scoott November 21, 2007

Sunday Funday Shit Show

A Carry On drinking event from the party Saturday night. Usually entailing having a large group of people drinking at brunch, carrying mini bottles of liquor for "pocket shots", eating organic gas station eggs, drinking in basement level bars, and occasionally breaking out into festive song and dance, such as "Hava Nagila".

"Wow, after brunch that really turned into a Sunday Funday Shit Show."

by DjDivix January 11, 2012

German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.

Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!

by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010

not my monkey not my shit show

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023