shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.

We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.

by Cabe April 29, 2005

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.

Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!

by JRosey April 9, 2020

Dirty Shirley Temple

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.

Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.

by mixologist1 August 20, 2016

Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.

Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

not that kinda shirley

in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.

"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"

by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020

shirtle

(noun): a shirtless male, usually overcome by passion

Girl 1: What should I do with a shirtle?
Girl 2: Anything you damn well please

by bbking1205 July 11, 2006