After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013
Get the Semen String mug.Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.
Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.
by tomatoboy April 7, 2005
Get the semen tree mug.Lacey is a semenoholic because everytime her and her boyfriend have sex she has to ingest all of his cum multiple times.
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Get the Semelparity mug.A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
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