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when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021
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The Ed Sheeran Effect

When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.
Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!
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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS
by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023
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Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes
Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.
by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023
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sheeran

a gay Instagram model who over uses dog filters
have you seen his Instagram page he is such a Sheeran
by ken kumagi April 18, 2018
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