M Shaelyn M

A crazy Mohawk who likes throwing her tomahawks and gets madly depressed after everything said at it. Also an anti social with no life and no friends

M Shaelyn M is on a killing spree

by ThickLoliDragon March 25, 2019

save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.

Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here

by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010

shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Shaelynn

A gorgeous girl who has stunning straight or curly hair with the bonus of some big knockers. She has a very open heart which sadly allows her to be easily used. she doesn’t really care about other people’s opinions or judgment. She seems super sweet and innocent when you meet her but when you get to know her you realize she’s not so innocent after all. When she commits to someone she gives her all and never gives up . Shaelynn is someone you’d want to marry or be best friends with.

david “ I think i’m going to try and talk to shaelynn”

ethan “don’t bother she has a boyfriend she won’t talk to anyone else”

by jeremy’s lizard November 9, 2018

shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out

Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time

by Poonspert May 12, 2004

Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.

Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.

by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016

shavelle

someone who is nice but will kill someone one day.

dont be a shavelle

by Shavellei October 31, 2017