The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.
On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.
by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006
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A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
by Galawh October 29, 2018
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Some earth-shattering revalations
by vickyloka October 2, 2009
Get the earth-shattering mug.adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009
Get the shattackular mug.In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.
It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.
This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.
It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.
This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.
That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.
I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!
I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!
by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007
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Get the Shattitude mug.The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.
1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"
by Chercules June 3, 2014
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