Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

shatner

verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.

"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."

by Dre October 29, 2004

William Shatner 911

Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.

Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!

by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009

Holy Shatner!

Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL

Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!

by Christine January 14, 2005

Shattered Galaxy

The greatest MMORTS ever created. www.sgalaxy.com

Check this out right now. RIGHT NOW!!

Never use Shades, Wraiths suck, and PM iLzLi or GamingGodP for free stuff.

What's the best MMORTS ever?
Shattered Galaxy.

by Age1 December 29, 2004

shatnered

verb- To shatner. To bring about epic levels of pure eclectic awesomeness.

My weekend just got shatnered

by Brokkr The Irishman January 23, 2012

Shatnerism

Shatnerism is a disease spawned from William Shatner, well know for his roles as Captain Kirk from Star Trek, and Tevye from one version of Fiddler on the Roof. Shatnerism is a disease in which the victim pauses for dramatic effect after 2-4 syllables of speech.

Oh my...God it's...The space people of...Quazar IV! ~ Average case of Shatnerism

by Larry F. Malarkie November 14, 2007