The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017

shashaunah

A total hot babe; a woman of distinction with eyes of a sensual Demi-Goddess!!!
#rhnegatives

#annunaki
#elohim

Look at that female she got it all, a hot smoking body and a divine personality to match, She MUST be a shashaunah!!!

by shashaunah March 25, 2017

shashka

Pretty fucking cool sword made by Russians, very strong and light due to the liberal amounts of vodka being spilled on the blade whilst smelting. Looks fucking amazing and sci-fi but unfortunately angry russian women sliced off too many of their returning soldier husband's dicks with them in return for their infidelity and their production has now been halted, due to Russian men, and in particular all men, being rather partial to their dicks.

Damn! Look how cleanly she sliced his cucumber with that shashka!

by WhiteJaguar October 20, 2017

shashmeen

shashmeen is super lit and funny and she’s destined to be with ricegum she’s one of my family best friends and i’ll always be there for me and she’s super fun to be around

shashmeen is amazing

by raya islam May 1, 2018

shashaquanda

She’s quite a long woman, she will always get what she wants... anything

Shashaquanda want you

by McNugget3000 October 3, 2019

shashangmya

A word a black man bruda osas says.

example:
I WANNA BE KOREAN SHASHANGMYA

by 2mad October 13, 2020

Shashaang

A very handsome and sexy guy with a large pp.

You are such a Shashaang. Sooo halal mode.

by Uncl_T1ddy_$layrr November 21, 2021