take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

sharadoes

a contraction of the name Sharada and the word does, usually uttered accidentally.

I don't like nachos, but Sharadoes.

by Colorado Sweets January 6, 2004

Shards

Crystal meth. Disregard idiots who are new to the world of drug use who think this shit is ecstasy. It's methamphetamine.

My friend and I smoked a good point of my shards last night. He didn't sleep for days.

by That Guy With The Drug Problem May 6, 2013

shardule

A fan that is very true to his ever-struggling baseball teams

Look at all those Shardules in Boston. oh look, theres some in Cleveland too!

by Tsz Ho April 26, 2004

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines

That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.

by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

shardwhore

Someone who performs sexual acts in exchange for shard (methamphetamine)

Man that is the biggest shardwhore I've ever seen she nobbed off twenty dudes for a couple points.

by Gerdunga February 7, 2008

shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore

What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!

by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012