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Shaowow

1. An expression of amazement when someone with the word "shao" as part of their name does something outside the box, solves a complicated problem or produces content that induces varying degrees of awe, etc.
2. A title to call someone OP (overpowered) in their everyday lives with the word "shao" as part of their name

3. Something to call your manager who has "shao" as part of their name when you want to annoy them
Shao: Hey, look I solved the problem no one else could figure out.
You: Shaowow!

Shao: Yesterday I plotted and produced graphs that track pandemic response across 60 countries.
You: No wonder we call you Shaowow.
by yewehcks July 30, 2021
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Shampow

(v.)

A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.
"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."
by Sulfo April 5, 2009
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Sham Wow

A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."
Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.
by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009
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Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.
Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5
by The Verb April 13, 2009
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ShamPow

(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.
SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.
by ArchimageFan666 March 30, 2009
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Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.
My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!
by Frank Barron June 2, 2009
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Shamwowed

I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
by Hibbster July 29, 2011
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